Art Trade: Blair's First Swapped Day

“This just isn’t fair!” Blair said to herself as she sat down in the tub. She looked in the mirror and cringed at the reflection staring back at her. This was because the reflection was that of Nico Robin, not of her.

She thought back to just a few minutes ago, where she was forced into the body of some creep who possessed Tearju Lunatique and had her wear nothing but her underwear. This perverted possessor claimed she needed to be taught a lesson and so forced her into Robin’s body and was told she would remain in it for a month.  Blair had tried to confront the man, but he was gone, leaving a confused and embarrassed Tearju in his wake.

“Brian needs to fix this! I can’t remain in Robin’s body for more than a day!” Blair thought to herself. She then thought about where he would be, since none of the four women in the house knew where he had gone that morming.

Focusing on confronting Brian when he got home, Blair decided to try to get used to Robin’s body. The first thing she needed to do was get Robin’s body clean. She tried to make the bottles of soap, conditioner and shampoo and the brushes to fly to her, but was disappointed when they continued to stand still.

“Damn it; I don’t think I can ever get used to this,” Blair sighed as she got up and grabbed the items she needed. She sighed as she prepared her bubble bath and awkwardly used the brush to scrub her body, wincing at times when she scrubbed too hard.

“Wait; doesn’t this body have some kind of power to help with this?” Blair thought as she looked at Robin’s reflection in the water. She then concentrated and caused two arms to sprout on the side of the tub.

“Yes!” Blair excitedly said, raising her fist in the air.

Almost at once, however, several more arms started sprouting everywhere, causing things to fall over. Blair then heard voices outside the bathroom door shouting in confusion.

“Wh…what’s going on? Why are there arms on the wall?”

“Oh…no…not there…aahh…”

“Robin! This is a clear violation of our privacy!!”

“I think that’s not the problem here, Juvia!”

“Oh, great…”

(Twenty minutes later)

“So, let Juvia get this straight,” Juvia said as a bathed and clothed Blair sat in front of Juvia, Hinata and Tearju. “You are not really Robin, but that cat who’s forcing Brian to switch bodies this year?”

Blair lowered her head and said, “Yeah…”

“And now you’ve been forced into Robin’s body by some pirate?” Hinata asked. “Do you remember what he looked like?”

“I don’t know what he looked like. He just showed up out of nowhere. He possessed Tearju and forced her to walk around in nothing but her underwear.”

Tearju then blushed furiously and said, “Re…really?! Please don’t tell anyone!!”

“But why? You’re pretty attractive and I bet if you showed off more of your—”

“PLEASE STOP TALKING!!”

“Let’s change the subject, then,” Juvia said. “When will you be able to leave Robin’s body?”

“According to that bastard, at the end of the month.”

“That long? How’s Robin going to be in the meantime?” HInata asked, clearly concerned.

“Seeing how Tearju reacted, I imagine Robin won’t know what happened, or even what’s happening now,” Blair said solemnly. She then started crying as she said, “I never wanted this to happen! Just because I wanted to see Brian switch bodies for a year shouldn’t mean I should be stuck in a foreign body!!”

“Perhaps your selfishness is why you’re being punished so,” Juvia said.

“Juvia! That’s not very nice.” Hinata scolded.

Juvia sighed and said, “You’re right, sorry. It’s just…Juvia can’t stand someone who would force others into uncomfortable situations for purely selfish reasons!”

Before Hinata and Tearju could respond, Blair shot up and shouted, “Yeah, well Blair can’t stand self-absorbed stalkers who talk in the third person and think they’re better than everyone else!”

“That enough; both of you!” Hinata shouted, causing the two women to stare at her in surprise. Hinata then calmed down and said, “Why don’t we wait for Brian to come back from wherever he’s gone this time? We should be able to come up with a plan to get everything fixed then.”

Blair and Juvia gave each other a glare before turning away and agreeing with Hinata. Blair then cleaned up all the things toppled over when she sprouted arms all over the house and went to bed. She hoped Brian would be able to help once he returned from some place called the Avenger's Tower.